What is this I don't even

I take not taking anything seriously very seriously
that’s wachu get for making people think I was into furries

that’s wachu get for making people think I was into furries

so one of my best friends in the whole world got this done 
did I mention he’s a marine

so one of my best friends in the whole world got this done 

did I mention he’s a marine

So the most pedophilic ice cream truck ever parked itself right down the road from my place the other day and just when I thought it couldn’t get better, I saw what character ice cream they offered…

hahahahah omfg the shit you find at 3am on Wikipedia

hahahahah omfg the shit you find at 3am on Wikipedia

omfg

omfg

My roommate made a status expressing his disbelief at carrot top’s existence so I taped this picture above his bed so carrot top can express his disbelief at my roommate

jonah hill looking concerned

At the end of Lost in Translation, Bill Murray whispers, “No one will ever believe you”